1. "she was special and unique because unlike other girls she read a book and drank a tea and didnt talk about a clothes"
     
  2. vaspim:

    rawrical:

    i am fucking dead

    People like this actually exist

    (via pizzaspacequeen)

     
  3. fruitsgarden:

    sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

    (via twelvewho)

     

  4. ponies-n-things:

    disswasher:

    "You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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    jESUS H FUCK

    (Source: tiolet, via lolsofunny)

     
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  6. sancly:

    One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

    (Source: ratifies, via pizzaspacequeen)

     
  7. phon3y:

    I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

    (Source: unlucky-artist, via baiosbootybutt)

     

  8. themedusa-cascade:

    things that dont make you a rude guest:

    • asking for a drink
    • asking where the toilet is  
    • looking around the house 

    things that do make you a rude guest:

    • pissing in the fireplace 

    (via sherlockholmesexual)

     

  9. guy:

    when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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    (Source: guy, via lolsofunny)

     

  10. plasticbagvevo:

    me trying to comfort a sad friend

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    (via pizzaspacequeen)

     
  11. kluah:

    *

    (Source: davidlebovitz.com, via asian)

     

  12. oomshi:

    i need a paid break from life

    (via policedog)

     

  13. Reblog if at some point you’ve tried to see if you had super powers.

    ravenclawslibrary:

    900yearsoftime-andspace:

    livin-la-vida-loki-d:

    tsunderage:

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    anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar

    I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.

    part of the reason i studied so hard was so i could move shit with my mind like matilda

    I have tried to use my Matilda powers pretty much daily for the past 15 years.

    (Source: riiiverboy, via thekatwhogotthecream)

     

  14. helloradness:

    Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras

    (Source: gaydicks420, via thekatwhogotthecream)

     
  15. spank-that-cass:

    aubsticle:

    this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

    why are  we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still moving

    (Source: buzzfeed, via thekatwhogotthecream)